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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:40 PM // 18:40   #1
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Default proof that girls are evil?


my congrats to the man who figured this out
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #2
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Your logic is seriously, seriously flawed if you think girls = money.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #3
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obviously you overlooked it fast and did not take the time to understand each step

1. girls = time x money

time = money, so

girls = money x money (substitution)

money = root of evil

money squared = root of evil squared

girls = money squared, or root of evil squared

root of evil squared is evil x 1

so, girls = evil




btw pie its a joke, you know, that thing that makes you laugh?
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:50 PM // 18:50   #4
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obviously you overlooked it fast and did not take the time to understand each step

1. girls = time x money

time = money, so

girls = money x money (substitution)

money = root of evil

money squared = root of evil squared

girls = money squared, or root of evil squared

root of evil squared is evil x 1

so, girls = evil




btw pie its a joke, you know, that thing that makes you laugh?
I know my math, buddy. I didn't overlook any of it, but time and money are by no means the same. You can't substitute them. Girls = less time and less money would be more correct. Which SHOULD mean that girls make US less evil.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #5
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pie why are you ruining thread? i posted this for some laughs not extreme criticism

and YES time = money
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #6
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lildude...

I'm PieXags. Once you've understood me and my humor, everything will be alright. Trust me.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #7
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Money is not equal to time. Money is proportional to time.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #8
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This joke is old.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #9
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Money is not equal to time. Money is proportional to time.
True enough. Girls take time and money, you definately can't substitute time for money though.

Anyone guess why I don't have a girlfriend?
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01   #10
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True enough. Girls take time and money, you definately can't substitute time for money though.

Anyone guess why I don't have a girlfriend?
Because we are not evil, but loving us is?
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #11
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Excellent proof. This deserves a Fields medal and a Nobel Prize. I've known the latter to be true for a while, but the proof always eluded me. Eureka!
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #12
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not eureka!

its

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #13
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Well i wasnt surprised, looking at this thread name, when i saw who was the author of this ^^

I thought it was a bit funny at start, now i can clearly see taht u have a problem

The main cause might be yer very young age.. with (lotsa tons of ) luck u ll get it in a while? so what went wrong?

Outta condoms last night? surprised while masturbating? gf said no?
lotsa yer posts smell frustration of some sort, buddy especially when it comes to girls ^^

Let us know what u r rlly trying to do with real words, maybe we ll help before it s too late ^^
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:35 PM // 19:35   #14
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"Girls don't like boys, Girls like cars and money...."

"Girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris"

So like DUH!!! I have no chance in hell. I don't even bother anymore... lol
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Well i wasnt surprised, looking at this thread name, when i saw who was the author of this ^^

I thought it was a bit funny at start, now i can clearly see taht u have a problem

The main cause might be yer very young age.. with (lotsa tons of ) luck u ll get it in a while? so what went wrong?

Outta condoms last night? surprised while masturbating? gf said no?
lotsa yer posts smell frustration of some sort, buddy especially when it comes to girls

Let us know what u r rlly trying to do with real words, maybe we ll help before it s too late ^^

Is this English?

And....angst is the domain of the young.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #16
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Well i wasnt surprised, looking at this thread name, when i saw who was the author of this ^^

I thought it was a bit funny at start, now i can clearly see taht u have a problem

The main cause might be yer very young age.. with (lotsa tons of ) luck u ll get it in a while? so what went wrong?

Outta condoms last night? surprised while masturbating? gf said no?
lotsa yer posts smell frustration of some sort, buddy especially when it comes to girls ^^

Let us know what u r rlly trying to do with real words, maybe we ll help before it s too late ^^
Hahaha. God that's a great post.
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #17
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hey hey .. i do my best at it huh
I told u countless times..sry for the english
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #18
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lol no i just got this in an email from a friend
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Old Oct 08, 2005, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #19
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hey hey .. i do my best at it huh
I told u countless times..sry for the english
Did I miss something, what's wrong with yer english?
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From now on, u make the promise to not bring him here

@Piexags: well read up there ^^ one more person that seems to find it weird ^^

This is what happens when u r French, with no practice and two words of vocabulary
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